Impulse Interview

Excel: Let’s get down to brass tacks: real titties or fake titties?
Impulse: Hard tops.

Excel: Exactly. Fake titties. Tell us about your infatuation for wasabi peas?
Impulse: Look…ok…(room laughs) As you guys may or may not know we have DJed on cruise ships before. This guy [Excel] laced the kid [Impulse] with a couple candy bars and a can of wasabi peas. I have never had wasabi peas before. So I banged on them. The f***ed up thing was the inside of the can was wild sharp. So, when you put your hand in the can you f***ed your whole shit up. Bloody knuckles. But they were so delicious. I kept going back in (room laughs).

MikiWAR: Let’s talk about your wolf pack web series.
Impulse: If you watch the video on djimpulseonline.com, you’ll see us stopping in the middle of the desert to switch drivers because one of our homeboys went too hard the night before.

Excel: Chelby.

Impulse: So Evil One had to drive. We had to grab a couple things out of the back, so the hatch was open. We took off to merge on the highway, all of our bags went out the back onto the highway, including my check from Vegas.

Excel: How everything happened is we went out the night before because I had to play at Ghostbar. Everyone just went really hard on the alcohol. We ended the night at a strip club called Olympic Gardens. Apparently they have the world best chicken fingers.

MikiWAR: How were they?
Excel: I don’t know. It was so packed in there. Rick was going hard by getting lap dances for everybody, but not paying for them (room laughs). Girls are coming to me saying, “He bought you this lap dance.” I said, “Okay. Sweet!” As we’re walking out, Rick says, “Hey! Where you going? I just ordered fifty dollars in chicken!” So we walked out on fifty dollars in chicken fingers sitting on the table and instead got four-dollar steak and eggs.

Dainjazone: Cabbage soup diet.
Excel: Yea! Talk about the cabbage soup diet, Jack. How did that work for you?
Impulse: That didn’t go so well. I heard about this cabbage soup diet. You can bang on meat once in a while…

Excel: PAAUUSE!

Impulse: The recipe they give you is for a one week span. I made fourteen days worth and ate it in seven and it didn’t work. I still have a fat body and I was hurting the day after.

Dainjazone: Cheap leather couches.
Excel: Tell them about the cheap leather furniture you like, Jack.
Impulse: What was going on while I was playing music (room laughs)?!?

Excel: I was doing my homework.

Impulse: I bought a chair, a love seat, and a couch for $1200 and they’re amazing!

Apparently it’s okay to drive a BMW and/or Lexus and/or Mercedes (Rick Rude, Excel, Impulse), but not have furniture in your house.

Excel: This interview isn’t about us! It’s about you.

Impulse: If a girl comes over, she doesn’t want to see an empty crib. It’s going to look like a f***en crack house (room laughs). Why don’t you have any furniture?

Excel: I have a TV.

Impulse: But you have a bed with lights under it?

Excel: F***en right! So when she comes over she’s going to ask, “How come you don’t have a couch?” You see those lights?

Impulse: You don’t even have a microwave, Jack.

Excel: I don’t.

Impulse: How are you suppose to give her a hot pocket at the end of the night (room laughs)? She’s been drinking bubble gum vodka all night. She’s going to come in hungry and want a hot pocket.

Excel: I have five fast food situations right around the corner.

Impulse: Doesn’t matter, Jack. Next question.

MikiWAR: Panda bears.
Impulse: They’re a majestical creature. Next question.

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